Baby poop is an amazing thing. For those who don't know...breastfed baby poop is liquidy. Makes sense right? Liquid goes in, liquid comes out.
Well, this morning, my little darling LADY of a daughter showed me just how much of a mess you can make with baby poop while your trusting Mama lets you have some naked time.
I took pictures (yup it was too gross and hilarious for me not to stop to document before cleaning) but while I sent them to her daddy at work, I will spare you all.
I will, however, describe. This girl was laying on top of her changing table while I went to fetch a clean diaper. I heard what could only be described as a wet sound, turned around and saw it. She not only covered her changing table waterproof pad and changing pad cover, but managed to hit the side of the dresser (dripping down) got INTO one drawer on the clean clothes inside, on the floor and on the carpet. More baby poo than I have ever seen, especially considering this was after her normal morning diaper.
It was nothing short of extraordinary. What can you do but laugh and grab the bleach wipes?
Mommyhood is g-l-a-m-o-r-o-u-s.
Evelyn Rae is 15 weeks old
...and her daddy's response? "You definitely need some biscuits for all that baby gravy." Gross, husband. Just gross.
Hahahhaha! I think Finn was probably about that age when we had a major crazy incident where poop hit the wall next to his changing table. You don't know whether to laugh or cry. I do remember making my husband come in to see it though, because if he hadn't, he wouldn't have believed me!
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