Oh hey Mom, that sure was a great feeding. I am nice and full...
Wait, why am I in my crib...
and my blankie and Little Blue are here...
wait a minute...
No way! You have got to be kidding me! Not nap time!
Oh I get it, you think I am tired!
But look! I'm not! Look how happy I am!
See? Look! I'll even be silly!
You wouldn't really leave a cute baby like this in her crib, to SLEEP, would you?
Look how high I can make my eyebrows go up! I am SO awake!
Wait, where are you going? Why are you over there?
Blue, I think she's serious. I think she wants us to nap!
One more time, LOOK HOW CUTE WE ARE GOSHDARNIT!
Don't leave us in here to SLEEP!
Oh man. Blue, it's not working!
But, I don't wannnnnna nap!
Mom, I swear, I am not even the tiniest bit sleepy.
You don't know me at all, lady.
I am most unhappy. This is ridiculous.
And I am not rubbing my eyes because I am tired.
I want it noted.
Seriously, you are the absolute worst.
I am not tired! At all!
What do I have to do to make you understand, this?
I will suck on my own arm for comfort because you have made me so miserable.
Blue, dude, I think she is seriously leaving us to sleep.
Evelyn Rae is six months old
...and this is a real nap was brought to you by one tired baby and one momma who thinks her kiddo is hilarious.